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wtvrjadley:

I HAVE NEVER READ ANYTHING SO ACCURATE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
Sep 20, 2014 / 28,052 notes

wtvrjadley:

I HAVE NEVER READ ANYTHING SO ACCURATE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

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polepixie:

quantumaviator:

merlinus-caledonensis:

pappasaur:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.
Sep 20, 2014 / 33,982 notes

polepixie:

quantumaviator:

merlinus-caledonensis:

pappasaur:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.

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emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

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pantymime:

if there’s anything I can’t handle right now it’s this
Sep 20, 2014 / 352,341 notes

pantymime:

if there’s anything I can’t handle right now it’s this

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izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please
Sep 20, 2014 / 237,062 notes

izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please

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Sep 20, 2014 / 108,218 notes

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

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Sep 20, 2014 / 283,371 notes

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

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amischiefofmice:

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

now thats a good uncle
Sep 20, 2014 / 151,425 notes

amischiefofmice:

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

now thats a good uncle

(via dinosaur-chickennugget)

Sep 20, 2014 / 44,211 notes
Sep 15, 2014 / 23,450 notes

eofelis:

eofelis:

but why are french people so rude!!" you ask

well

it’s because our national symbol is a cock

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so we can’t help being dicks

this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke

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Sep 15, 2014 / 282,244 notes
Sep 15, 2014 / 65,724 notes

deepstarss:

"you’re not asian! you’re indian/pakistani/bengali/other"

bruh does the asian map look like this to you:

image

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begitalarcos:

consulting-tomato:

precarioussanity:

greencarnations:

renegade-chandelure:

titenoute:

zankyger:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY

NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NONONONONONONON BYE

ONE TIME I WANTED TO SHOW THIS TO A FRIEND SO I JUST SEARCHED “THAT FUCKING KOREAN COMIC”AND IT WAS THE FIRST RESULT


THIS FUCKING COMIC. MY DAMN DRAMA TEACHER SHOWED IT TO MY WHOLE CLASS AND RECORDED OUR REACTIONS. THIS SHIT TERRIFIED ME FOR MONTHS.

I should not have watched this at 2am in my living room. where my “HOLY SHIT” echoed throughout the entire house and scared everyone else in it
Sep 15, 2014 / 219,568 notes

begitalarcos:

consulting-tomato:

precarioussanity:

greencarnations:

renegade-chandelure:

titenoute:

zankyger:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY

NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NONONONONONONON BYE

ONE TIME I WANTED TO SHOW THIS TO A FRIEND SO I JUST SEARCHED “THAT FUCKING KOREAN COMIC”

AND IT WAS THE FIRST RESULT

THIS FUCKING COMIC. MY DAMN DRAMA TEACHER SHOWED IT TO MY WHOLE CLASS AND RECORDED OUR REACTIONS. THIS SHIT TERRIFIED ME FOR MONTHS.

I should not have watched this at 2am in my living room. where my “HOLY SHIT” echoed throughout the entire house and scared everyone else in it

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Sep 15, 2014 / 64,965 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Band Geek Humor 

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